WoW Top Ten: Signs that WoW could actually improve your life.

10. If you watch any soapies…

9. You classify your pet hamster as your closest friend.

8. Even your mother doesn’t love you.

7. Your idea of a wild night involves an extra bag of crisps and that scary movie you told yourself you would never watch.

6. You spend more time cleaning and organising your games collections and manuals than actually playing the games.

5. You have names for your clothes hangers.

4. You have only ever played one game of a team sport, and that you spent sitting keeping the sideline warm.

3. You have urges to constantly go out and murder people… Won’t be a problem if you never leave home

2. If you have an annoying wife that won’t leave you. Won’t take long

1. You spend most of your evenings remaking renaissance buildings using matchsticks and superglue, while making the noises of cranes and builders with your mouth

World of Warcraft: Top 10 Signs that you are addicted to WOW

10. Talk when dining with your friends revolves around ‘loot’ and ‘pvp’ instead of girls and cars and getting drunk.

 9. When your turning down a date with the local bicycle because you need to get your vial from Kael

 8. When on your resume you have Raid leader written as previous experiences for running a team

 7.When you have more WoW T-shirts than work uniforms

6. Asking for buffs while playing counterstrike ( a true addict would never play any other game)

5. When your not able to play wow, at work or a friends house, you spend that time browsing world of warcraft websites.

4. Instead of the age old arguement of Chevy vs Ford (holden vs ford here in australia) your arguing with your friends about Horde vs Ally

3. You have once told somebody that WoW counts as having a social life.

2. When your girlfriend is angry at you for being bad at committing, you point out that you have 195 days gametime on your Main… ‘How is that for commitment!!!’

1. You can no longer communicate with regular people because you have lost the normal english words for half the language, instead replacing them with words like pwn, newb, lawl, uber.. etc